If you are looking for a new career & think you’re the right pooper for the job…apply here by July 7th!The VP of Fecal Matter position begins on July 22nd & can safely be done from your own thrown:)
Bathroom product company, TUSHY, is looking for their very first “VP of Fecal Matters” to ASSist in the day to day op-poo-rations of their #Bidet2020 campaign. The new VP of Fecal Matters will be testing and studying their own pooping habits and documenting it via TUSHY’s social media. This will be a three-month, fart-time, $10,000 contract role requiring about 30-60 minutes per day (depending on how many times you poop!) to poop and document your experience.
Qualifications
- A real pooping human with 21-121 years of pooping experience
- Pungent poop-related communication skills
- Possess incredible precision-spraying skills
- Strong poo-ject management and skills
- Solid… or loose knowledge of the Bristol Stool Chart
- Ability to prioritize in complex, fast-paced, *or constipated* environments
- Embraces an “open-door policy” when discussing what happens in the bathroom
- Ability to install the TUSHY bidet on a standard toilet
Job Funk-tions
- Minimum 90-day commitment to the bidet life
- ANALyzing and documenting your own daily pooping habits
- Interview those closest to you about pooping habits
- Testing TUSHY products against other bathroom products and brands
- Pro-deuce video content for social media
- Testing and debunking myths surrounding gut and butt health
- A lot of pooping