Welp, the FCC's not gonna like that. Not one bit. According to Outkick, "In 2015, a Roanoke, Va. TV station was fined $325,000 for airing a three-second porn clip."
I would show you the unedited video, but I like my job too much for that. It's on Twitter, though, if you're dying to know what 13 seconds of porn airing on screen during a weather report looks like.